jhameia:

crossedwires:

fatima: quit moaning, you’re not on the radio
fred [i haven’t missed him at all]: honey, the only thing worse than a doctor is a witch doctor. and i’m not just saying that ‘cause you’re black.
fatima: you’re a buffoon. and i’m not just saying that because you’re white.

fatima: apply this to your back three times a day.
fred: i’ll be a new man?
fatima: that would be nice.

fred: what’s wrong with my colon?
fatima: you’re full of crap.

rayyan: are you giving him ‘medicine’ again?
fatima: if he dies, i’ll apologize.

fatima, to fred about his ailments: that’s the racism coming out of you.

Just reblogging because Fatima sassing Fred is one of my favourite things.