The biggest problem with the denizens of bullshit mountain is they act like their shit don’t stink. If they have success, they built it. If they failed, the government ruined it for them. If they get a break, they deserved it. If you get a break, it’s a handout and an entitlement. It’s a baffling, willfully blind cognitive dissonance best summed up by their head coach in what is probably my favorite soundbite of all time:
(Plays quote from Coach star Craig T. Nelson telling ex-Fox News host Glenn Beck, ‘I’ve been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No.’)
We’ll be right back."
— JON STEWART, fucking Fox News’s shit up, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)