One of my cats keeps dropping a single meaty chunk from its pouch of Whiskas into the centre of the bowl of kitten milk. This leads to my having to fish around in the milk for said chunk and throw it into the toilet. I’ve repeated the words “No one wants meaty milk, cats,” to the point where the neighbours are probably having to work quite hard to avoid thinking of it as some kind of double entendre.
Why not let the kitten have his milk meaty? It’s not like he’s keeping kosher.